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Ode to Bread & Butter

Food lovers say that
bread and butter are the most
exquisite words one could ever utter.
(Said in the style of Beatrix Potter)
Butter's got swag, is all I know
And now combine it with that fresh dough
This combo's so good I'm talking in rhymes!
Oh, Jesus lord, now add a little thyme 
Or time, cause I don't want this moment to pass
This is so sweet it doesn't even matter that it lands on my ass!
Smear that butter on bread and put it in your mouth
I'm talking like a Disney villain
Born and bred in the south!
(Dr. Facilier-out!) 
  1. Get the butter out of the fridge to soften.
  2. When soft enough to handle, put in the bowl and mix it until creamy. 
  3. Chop herbs of choice (I had thyme, basil and rosemary), add them to the butter together with a pinch of salt (if the butter is unsalted) ,pepper and a lil' bit of garlic powder. 
  4. Spread on bread. Enjoy. Try to stop after one slice. Fail. Try again. And again. And then, wrap what little is left in parchment paper like a precious candy. Refrigerate.